A: I have two penises!!!!
C: NO you don't! You have one, you only have ONE!
A: Oh......I have ONE penis!
C: That's right.
A few minutes later.....
C: Mommy, there sure are a lot of penises in this world.
I'm rethinking the whole "use the right anatomical term" idea, but the conversation was hilarious. :)
Slow Cooker Troubleshooting
1 year ago
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We taught the appropriate anatomical terms around here, too. UNTIL M was potty training. I was gone one evening and she asked H to wipe her "v.g.n.a." (saying the word, of course) He let it go the first time. The second time is happened, the first words out of his mouth to me when I returned home were: "That's it! Do NOT use that word with her again. It's a bottom. The whole entire area is a BOTTOM." Now we just say bottom.
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